One of the reasons to love our Residence Center is that here you have it all. Or almost all? Indeed, on week-ends or on the days when we do not have classes, it is so easy to spend time here without even stepping outside! They serve you perfect meals three times a day (well, it might be debatable as for the quality of RC’s cuisine, but I really enjoy their grilled cheese with tartar sauce and stuffed turkey), there is a gym and swimming pool – and even sauna! Dance classes two times a week, TV sets, computer labs, study room if you do not feel like studying in yours, laundry, and they even organize the parties right here, you just have to put on something and – for those who are the laziest – use elevator to go down to Bambus bar (where you can get comparatively cheap and decent alcohol). Wow! And the last but not the least – every time you need them, at least couple of your friends are here so, basically, you are never alone and can socialize whenever you want. Taking in consideration the location of the RC, it is so difficult sometimes to move out of here!
However, there is one thing missing. Just imagine, we have nine floors of young and, supposedly (since we all are still surviving our studies somehow) healthy young people closed in one building. We all have individual rooms, and we are properly supplied with alcohol and other refreshments! Assuming that the basic needs of eating and drinking are satisfied, and two young CEU students find their perfect match (even if it is only for one night), shouldn’t the administration of the RC, being so caring in all the other aspects of students’ lives, pay also a bit of attention to the possibility of having safe sex in the RC?
Let us just check the dispensers on the ground floor: we have one with energy drinks (with the provocative name “HELL”), one with Coke and Pepsi, two with coffee, and one with chocolate and other snacks (that is out of the order, by the way, so no fast chocolate this week!). Wouldn’t it be logical to have there one more dispenser with condoms? During the long nights, when all the shops around are closed, it is easier to find food in the RC (well, in the worst case people just steal from the fridges, but this is a topic for a separate article) than a condom. I mean, you can knock on the neighbor’s door asking for cookies but it is not so easy to ask for a condom, right? And running around the RC asking for them while your partner is waiting for you irritated in the room can indeed kill the romance of the moment. And should I remind anyone, that having sex without a condom increases enormously the risk of pregnancy (not to mention the diseases…)?In other words, dear administration of the RC, if only you are not secretly fighting for the world’s demographic increase (which can be a decent reason, I agree), and if you want to see the students in the RC satisfied and happy (as being satisfied will definitely allow the students to focus more on the studies instead of fantasizing about their group mates): please, consider the installation of a condom dispenser on the ground floor! Though, of course, then there will be no reason to leave the building at all: we will have it all here.
Written by an anonymous author, concerned with the sexual health of CEU students.
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