December 10, 2012. According to The Borowitz Report, “a consortium of billionaires today (yesterday) warned that if their taxes are raised they will no longer have enough money to buy politicians.”
The report also mentions that billionaires have already “commissioned a new study showing that the cost of an average politician has soared exponentially over the past decade”, and “puts the cost of purchasing an average House member at two million dollars and an average senator at several times that”.
Finally. The billionaires complained and said that the media has ignored their “essential role in giving jobs to politicians who would otherwise have difficulty finding honest work of any kind”. “Billionaires are providing employment for a group of seriously incompetent and marginal people,” they said.
According to this group, the American “dream of someday owning a President is slipping out of reach.”
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